We Brought Change, Dems C@#k-Blocked

Dear Voters,

I'm confounded! The bleeding heart commies complained that we weren't bringing any ideas to the table. So we proposed dozens of amendments to the bill to try to save our country, and you know what? The Libs turned into the "party of NO." They didn't agree, let alone listen, to a single amendment.

What were some of our amendments?
-Stopping queers in Washington, DC from marrying
-Taking away taxpayer money that was meant to provide subsidized healthcare to lowlifes
-Stopping some states from claiming more healthcare need than others. Do Katrina victims really need more healthcare? Grow a pair Louisiana!
-Don't make employers offer affordable health coverage to workers. This is America, not a f&$#ing resort.
-Prohibiting the use of funds to fund the election stealers over at ACORN. Even though they already folded this week, you know those tricky bastards. We need an amendment just to make sure the organization that used to be ACORN doesn't get any money.
-And one more, probably our greatest idea: To require all Members of Congress to read a bill prior to casting on a vote on the bill. We all actually patted ourselves on the back for thinking of this. Apparently the Donkeys don't like to read.

We tried to be bipartisan. We tried to get on board with all this "change" that the liberals keep talking about. But when they have it right there in front of them, they change their tune. Well I'm hear to tell you that we're not givin' up. We'll keep fighting this law. We'll keep healthcare a privilege for God's children who earn it. And if we can, we'll sneak in some other laws to get rid of the blacks and queers too.

God's Speed
Dumbo Joe