We Won't Pay for Their Coat Hangers!

Dear Voters,

Big O may be able to get his healthcare bill signed, but we've made damn sure that we're not paying for any abortions. Now I don't want to get too technical here, but there's this amendment called the Hyde Amendment. It says that federal funds can't be used for abortions, except in cases of rape or incest, or when the skirt is gonna hurt. This amendment wasn't affected by the health care bill nonsense, but you know those commies...they've got magical ways of making amendments just disappear (remember the First Amendment? Me neither...it's been so damn long since anyone has looked at it!).

So we went ahead and made sure that Obama wrote an executive order, keeping the Hyde Amendment in tact...you know, just in case it gets lost under a pile of papers. Keep up the votes and we'll keep up the good work!


Dumbo Joe